by Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris:
1. Go get a 1 gallon paint pail.
2. Fill it with candy.
3. Write "Fuck It Bucket" on it.
"When shit gets you down just say, 'fuck it' and eat some mother fuckin' candy."
-- Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris
My own clusterfuck collection of sweet, shiny things I randomly found and threw together in a pile for future amusement. Enjoy!
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- Short shorts, bikini top, vodka
- Polo shirt, center part, bad attitude
- Disheveled tuxedo
- black eye, other minor, strategically placed facial lacerations.
- Wife-beater, scowl
- Pensive look, Death Cab for Cutie T-shirt that is too small