I’m attending the New York City Ballet Spring Gala tonight. I found out 30 minutes ago.  Right now I’m paralyzed between “holy shit Natalie Portman’s gonna be there” and “can I wear h&m to a black tie gala?”  Plus side is I’m pretty sure we’ll eventually see this same dilemma dramatized on Girls.

coketalk:

I could design a house around this thing.

no words. well, lots of potential words. but let’s just respect this with silent awe.

black kids homage (via ben steward)

Chicagoans: do not miss Kelly Hogan live with the Magnetic Fields.  OR ELSE.  The rest of us will have to settle for her excellent new album. Here’s hoping she adds some east coast tour dates soon.

(via Pitchfork)

tUnE-YarDs oCuPpY Columbus Circle (via BrooklynVegan)

nprfreshair:

Free music sampler from NPR Music.

on it.

Strange Christmas Album Covers

too soon?

gpoyw

or Cat Reacts to Lou Reed/Metallica track “The View” (via)

See you there

davidcarp:

REAL ADULT LADIES

spirit animal

(via funnyormegadie)

Art Handler rock (i.e. my co-workers band). 

Some ideas for their next hit single*:

“I Wanna Be Your Known Shipper”

“The Passenger (Flight)”

“Screen Me Baby One More Time (but only at a Certified Cargo Screening Facility)”

“Midnight Fine Art Shuttle to Georgia”

“Art Basel Blues”

“Larry Gagosian On My Mind”

*Inside joke alert…and really, the term “joke” is used loosely, because these aren’t even funny. MY PROFESSION IS HUMORLESS.

Best wedding announcement ever.*

*Actually an archival photo of Sonny and Cher. Not their wedding announcement.

hark, a sweet mug.

nevver:Helms Workshop