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by Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris:
1. Go get a 1 gallon paint pail.
2. Fill it with candy.
3. Write "Fuck It Bucket" on it.
"When shit gets you down just say, 'fuck it' and eat some mother fuckin' candy."
-- Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris
My own clusterfuck collection of sweet, shiny things I randomly found and threw together in a pile for future amusement. Enjoy!
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lets hope no young minds were deflowered in the great Killer Joe / ParaNorman bootleg DVD mixup of 2013
Sunday January 20, 2013 | Comments
Editorial Note: Awww … butt love.
Pat Falco, “Sentimental Landscapes” (2012)
relational ass-thetics GET IT?
Tuesday July 24, 2012 | Comments
Haruki Murakami Bingo (for the NY Times Book Review)
“vanishing cats”
Sunday July 15, 2012 | Comments
“Like” this group on FB and please help the cause:
25 Million Strong for Julie Klausner To Pet The Bush’s Beans dog.
One girl strong for that Jimmy Jazz dress
Thursday July 12, 2012 | Comments
SIRI AND ZOOEY: Excerpts from the Salinger Classic
…“Siri,” she said. “Siri, let’s go, buddy. Let’s not fritter away the best part of the day here … I’ve got no place to go and no shoes to put on, yaaay.”
(via hypervocal)
Friday May 25, 2012 | Comments
One of the 1st!
BREAKINGGIFS.COM
someone get this man a pell grant
Thursday March 29, 2012 | Comments