by Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris:
1. Go get a 1 gallon paint pail.
2. Fill it with candy.
3. Write "Fuck It Bucket" on it.
"When shit gets you down just say, 'fuck it' and eat some mother fuckin' candy."
-- Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris
My own clusterfuck collection of sweet, shiny things I randomly found and threw together in a pile for future amusement. Enjoy!
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The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
The One That’s Only On This List Because The Weinsteins Paid For It To Be Here