Maggie the Cat

you will read every tweet if you know what’s good for you.

Excellent title screen. Wish the movie had lived up to it.

Dan Kois, on Babies. Heroic.

Stranger than fiction crime that occured in 2003. The timeline is a little close (Saw I was released in 2004) and I haven’t read any interviews with the guys behind Saw, so this could just be a bizarre coincidence. Still, the situational similarities are striking. Feedback?

The Ten Best Films Of 2010, In No Particular Order

marklisanti:

The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously

The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter

The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens

The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?

The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream

The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax

The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It

The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes

The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes

The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun

The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs

The One That’s Only On This List Because The Weinsteins Paid For It To Be Here

From the eBay post:

Wrap your head around this… TV & Film’s ADAM SCOTT will go grocery shopping with you, while wearing a t-shirt with your FACE printed on it! You loved him in Parks and Recreation and Piranha 3D, now go to Ralphs with him and don’t forget your club card!

• Adam has no grocery store preference, but it needs to be located in the Los Angeles area
• Scheduling will depend on Adam’s availability, and as of now will definitely not happen until after February
• Winner may bring a friend along
• Adam will try to talk to strangers about you, at least with the check-out person
• Winner must pay for their own groceries
• Winner will receive a signed T-Shirt with Adam’s face on it
• Donated by Adam Scott - @mradamscott

Terms & Conditions 

This auction is a part of Comedy Death-Ray’s Ninth Annual Xmas Nativity Pageant at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles.  For the third year in a row we are happy to donate 100% of all the proceeds to the Los Angeles Regional Foodbank.  For more information please go to: http://www.comedydeathray.com/.

Laughter is the best medicine…but FOOD is the best FOOD!

Quite possibly the only thing better than a Party Down box set.

(via fuckyeahannehathaway)

so this blog exists. and for that, the world is a better place.

Last night in town. Don’t miss.

Mary Louise Parker hosting a Christmas rock show at Bowery Ballroom is the reason for the season.

Never before have my desires been so shamelessly yet so successfully pandered to. Bravo, Hollywood publiceratti. BRAVO.

DECLINED. No offense, UNICEF listserv overlords, but this sounds like the most unpleasant documentary ever. And this is coming from someone who’s seen Zoo.

me, david edelstein, and werner herzog. tonight.

oh there will be swooning. much swooning.

premiere:

lednylon:

(500) Days Of Summer (Dir. Marc Webb)

(via i-must-not-tell-lies)

Were we the only assholes who hated this movie?

ASSHOLES UNITE AGAINST SHITTY MOVIES.

(Source: because-i-have-a-voice)