HOW TO MAKE A FUCK IT BUCKET by Paul “The Rooster” Sedaris: 1. Go get a 1 gallon paint pail. 2. Fill it with candy. 3. Write “Fuck It Bucket” on it. “When shit gets you down just say, ‘fuck it’ and eat some mother fuckin’ candy.” — Paul “The Rooster” Sedaris WELCOME TO BUCKT My own clusterfuck collection of sweet, shiny things I randomly found and threw together in a pile for future amusement. Enjoy! CRUSHABLE CONTENT See my favorite posts from the rest of the Tumblr universe.Tumblr (3.0; @buckt)http://buckt.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x9g0UXlZ1qa896vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>PREACH IT.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/24179339488http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/24179339488Thu, 31 May 2012 23:50:24 -0500tvboardwalk empirewalking deadthe killinggq<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n7m5Z1md1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>UNF.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm834385152/tt1212450" target="_blank">IMDb</a>)</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23809696209http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23809696209Sat, 26 May 2012 13:34:53 -0500tom hardylawlessfilmomfg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lwq7zuyk1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/siri-and-zooey-jd-salinger/" target="_blank">SIRI AND ZOOEY: Excerpts from the Salinger Classic</a></p> <p>…“Siri,” she said. “Siri, let’s go, buddy. Let’s not fritter away the best part of the day here … I’ve got no place to go and no shoes to put on, yaaay.”</p> <p>(via <a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/siri-and-zooey-jd-salinger/" target="_blank">hypervocal</a>)</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23768664561http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23768664561Fri, 25 May 2012 20:42:07 -0500comedyzooey deschanelsirifilmbooks<p>You&#8217;ll all be proud to know my trivia team won Best Team Name last night as Team &#8220;What About the Stuff That Gets Up Around the Sides of Condoms?&#8221; </p> <p>Best part: no one in the bar had seen Girls.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23213541750http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/23213541750Wed, 16 May 2012 23:32:26 -0500what about that stufftvgirls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tha5kCdY1qa896vo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m attending the <a href="http://www.nycballet.com/ticketing_info/spec_events.html" target="_blank">New York City Ballet Spring Gala</a> tonight. I found out 30 minutes ago.  Right now I’m paralyzed between “holy shit Natalie Portman’s gonna be there” and “can I wear h&m to a black tie gala?”  Plus side is I’m pretty sure we’ll eventually see this same dilemma dramatized on Girls.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22785513899http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22785513899Thu, 10 May 2012 12:15:40 -0500new york city balletmusicdancegirlsnatalie portman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ppvmV5Ym1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/benefits/may_2012.php" target="_blank">Cabinet Superfundraiser Dinner</a> <br/>May 31, 2012, 7pm <br/>Ticket includes <a href="http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/shop/index.php?cPath=45" target="_blank">limited edition photograph by Stephen Featherstone</a></p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22656505816http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22656505816Tue, 08 May 2012 11:30:58 -0500cabinetsuperfundstephen featherstonechernobyl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dhby9X5G1qcnvmgo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmonstah.tumblr.com/post/22235388164/kehinde-wiley-improved" target="_blank">cmonstah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kehinde Wiley, improved.</p> </blockquote> <p>AMAZE’D</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22368589124http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22368589124Thu, 03 May 2012 23:34:17 -0500artkehinde wileyblingee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ecqqVcIR1qk2xfoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thenelsontwins.tumblr.com/post/22352628174/tebasaki-bibinba-nca-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thenelsontwins</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tebasaki-bibinba.com/post/22253538601/nca" target="_blank">tebasaki-bibinba</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.nca.aero/service/freighter/lower_spec.html" target="_blank">NCA - 日本貨物航空｜ロワーデッキ見取図</a></p> </blockquote> <p>And now you know.</p></blockquote> <p>Oh I knew #formerhumanitiesmajor #currentglorifiedartteamster</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22361302792http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22361302792Thu, 03 May 2012 21:22:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3er2v0lvL1qzaos7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyperallergic.tumblr.com/post/22264732854/show-your-support-now-for-locked-out-sothebys-art" target="_blank">hyperallergic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hyperallergic.com/50819/petition-locked-out-sothebys-art-handlers/" target="_blank">Show Your Support Now for Locked Out Sotheby’s Art Handlers</a> </p> <p><strong><a href="https://www.change.org/petitions/sotheby-s-offer-your-art-handlers-a-fair-contract" target="_blank">SIGN THE PETITION!</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>1st signature: susan sarandon</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22303925454http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22303925454Wed, 02 May 2012 22:55:05 -0500artart handlingsotheby's<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewwkFyKT1rsbjfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitneymuseum.tumblr.com/post/22271567465/congrats-to-the-whitney-museum-staff-softball" target="_blank">whitneymuseum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Congrats to the Whitney Museum staff softball team, The Whitney Houstons (named years ago out of genuine love for Ms. Houston), on their first win of the season. They beat the New Museum’s Bowery Babes in a scrimmage match 26-4.</p> <p>New this year: we have glow-in-the-dark jerseys (above). Photograph by Justin Romeo. </p> </blockquote> <p>SIGN ME UP</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22300371507http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22300371507Wed, 02 May 2012 21:55:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dr6sUbv61qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.thecoquette.net/post/22277274116" target="_blank">coketalk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I could design a house around this thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>no words. well, lots of potential words. but let’s just respect this with silent awe.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22300082924http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22300082924Wed, 02 May 2012 21:50:58 -0500dolly partonpinballmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cl872gzf1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://occupywallst.org/article/may-day-checklist/" target="_blank">OccupyWallSt.org</a>)</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22192646166http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22192646166Tue, 01 May 2012 09:21:42 -0500filmtotorooccupymay day<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3br53NRaZ1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dietl slogan 20-always.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22172757526http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/22172757526Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:31:51 -0500art handlingmurdermayhem<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qeayfyAu1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcoxfibLBLc" target="_blank">black kids</a> homage (via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60804502@N00/5710805835/" target="_blank">ben steward</a>)</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/21381299781http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/21381299781Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:44:57 -0500artmusicblack kids<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zj3tvbBe1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/5898432/i-re+watched-titanic-so-you-dont-have-to-youre-welcome" target="_blank">DROWN MOTHERFUCKERS</a></p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20505362077http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20505362077Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:33:28 -0500filmtitanicjezebel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rjxgf6Mn1qa896vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone want an invitation to <a href="http://art.sy/" target="_blank">Art.sy</a>?  <a href="http://www.artfagcity.com/2012/03/28/art-sy-not-yet-netflix-for-art/" target="_blank">I hear it’s great.</a></p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20239269105http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20239269105Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:10:28 -0500slash mediocreartart.sy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nn40RFLr1qz6kbro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paulscheer.com/post/20119939240/one-of-the-1st-breakinggifs-com" target="_blank">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One of the 1st!</p> <p><a href="http://breakinggifs.com" target="_blank">BreakingGifs.com</a></p> </blockquote> <p>BREAKINGGIFS.COM</p> <p>someone get this man a pell grant</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20157006232http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20157006232Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:21:14 -0500tvbreaking badpaul scheercomedy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1khb634jN1qa1sbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artlistpro.tumblr.com/post/20034340924/aaron-mckenzie-fraser-via-getguerilla-com-issue" target="_blank">artlistpro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aaron McKenzie Fraser via <a href="http://getguerilla.ca/index.php/issue-31-feature-4" target="_blank">getguerilla.com - Issue #31 – Feature #4</a></p> </blockquote> <p>FOLK ART</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20041135588http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/20041135588Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:47:03 -0500FOLK ARTART<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17976M58u1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.exhibit-e.com/" target="_blank">exhibit-e</a>’s web brochure is a <a href="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/exhibit-e/AWWWW_2012.pdf" target="_blank">book</a>. like, a publication-ready scholarly tome with <a href="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/exhibit-e/AWWWW_2012.pdf" target="_blank">references and a glossary</a>. industry leader? check and mate.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/19638084910http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/19638084910Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:06:42 -0500exhibit-eoverachievers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y47fa2xH1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Also looking forward to meeting filmmaker and activist <a href="http://www.thirdwavefoundation.org/catherine-gund/" target="_blank">Catherine Gund</a> tomorrow. <a href="http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/19359870629/rarely-do-i-love-my-job-but-one-of-the-few" target="_blank">No relation?</a></p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/19361346160http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/19361346160Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:40:27 -0500catherine gundartfilm