HOW TO MAKE A FUCK IT BUCKET by Paul “The Rooster” Sedaris: 1. Go get a 1 gallon paint pail. 2. Fill it with candy. 3. Write “Fuck It Bucket” on it. “When shit gets you down just say, ‘fuck it’ and eat some mother fuckin’ candy.” — Paul “The Rooster” Sedaris WELCOME TO BUCKT My own clusterfuck collection of sweet, shiny things I randomly found and threw together in a pile for future amusement. Enjoy! CRUSHABLE CONTENT See my favorite posts from the rest of the Tumblr universe.Tumblr (3.0; @buckt)http://buckt.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kLMrtz11x1k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://palaceonholiday.tumblr.com/post/49110952674/the-american-folk-art-museum-packs-up-marino" target="_blank">palaceonholiday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The American Folk Art Museum packs up Marino Auriti’s ‘Il Enciclopedico Palazzo del Mondo (The Encyclopedic Palace of the World)’ and prepares to send it to the 55th International Venice Biennale. Shot by William Philbin, edited by John Kingman.</p> </blockquote> <p>in il bocca del lupo, <a href="http://www.folkartmuseum.org/" target="_blank">folk art museum</a></p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/49380429896http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/49380429896Wed, 01 May 2013 15:20:44 -0500american folk art museummarino auritipalazzo del mondovenice biennaleart<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3b568e4f390bbc89367e16add6c70b9/tumblr_mln347KLau1qa896vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4851dc0b6b69e61831ecae0509ec2e9a/tumblr_mln347KLau1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddc2d3cead2f208559488931985df58f/tumblr_mln347KLau1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>suck it, martha stewart</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48591205490http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48591205490Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:28:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c2a7bb64000ebc2bef68d60a9e9c132/tumblr_mlev72rmRa1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95c8726c6d6de36d25b9213a24f3bd6d/tumblr_mlev72rmRa1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dfc9ec139b56f4ebf4dff6053955a80/tumblr_mlev72rmRa1qa896vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Something to look forward to at <a href="http://friezenewyork.com/" target="_blank">Frieze New York</a>: <a href="http://redlingfineart.com/artists/liz-glynn" target="_blank">Liz Glynn’s</a> <a href="http://friezeprojectsny.org/projects/liz-glynn/" target="_blank">secret pop-up bar</a>.  Per <a href="http://friezeprojectsny.org/projects/liz-glynn/" target="_blank">Frieze’s website</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Decorated like an old bank vault, Glynn’s bar at Frieze New York 2013 will be accessible through a secret door. Inside, bartenders will perform magic tricks while serving cocktails to guests.</p> </blockquote>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48210495403http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48210495403Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:57:02 -0500liz glynnartfrieze new york<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e721e721922d4fc91d470f84f7045010/tumblr_mleuxi2YrN1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Errol Morris’ op-doc <a href="http://video.nytimes.com/video/2011/11/21/opinion/100000001183275/the-umbrella-man.html" target="_blank">“The Umbrella Man”</a>, 2011 (via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/22/opinion/the-umbrella-man.html" target="_blank">NYTimes</a>)</p> <blockquote> <p>The Umbrella Man, identified as Louie Steven Witt, is a man who appears in the Zapruder film, and…has been the object of much speculation, as he was the only person seen carrying and opening an umbrella on that sunny day (via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_Man_(JFK_assassination)" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>).</p> </blockquote>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48210180404http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48210180404Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:51:18 -0500umbrella manhistoryfilmerrol morrisjfkzapruder<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9a80d6f06decd7c9cdd7fc3c258ab83/tumblr_mleqp7mhvn1qa896vo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea424bb7a912138fa616e42105c79a9a/tumblr_mleqp7mhvn1qa896vo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Put a Maggie Smith on it [courtesy the art stars at <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/maggie-smith-national-portrait-gallery-added-to-classic-art.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a>]</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48205295447http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48205295447Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:19:55 -0500arttvfilmmaggie smithedward hoppercomedy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be368759b68db5e736cbd999831bcea0/tumblr_mlb79fUtvh1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.wimdelvoye.be/" target="_blank">WIM DELVOYE </a><br/><em>“Twisted Dump Truck” (1:5 scale model)</em> 2011 <br/>Lasercut stainless steel<br/>29 1/2 inches x 6.6 feet x 31 inches</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48054028348http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/48054028348Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:27:00 -0500artwim delvoye<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6621ff6fb81db613ec3c4b9d1e47e53/tumblr_ml246uHXF91qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>see you there, aam’ers. [insert witty wire reference here]</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47642632586http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47642632586Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:42:30 -0500aamdietlart handlingbaltimore<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc1e93143be99345672df4cb4c3ee372/tumblr_ml1tylG0fF1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you got JAMMED</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47628699525http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47628699525Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:01:33 -0500parks and recjon glasercouncilman jammtvcomedy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d2432ed2826f407808716e9f30df3b7/tumblr_mkyb6jjh0I1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48f628f8b26f49584211220eb9b6fdf0/tumblr_mkyb6jjh0I1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.gagallery.com/artists/shadi-habib-allah/works" target="_blank">Shadi Habib Allah</a><br/>Chair Sink, 2009<br/>Folding industrial chair, plumbing bits <br/>Dimensions variable<br/>Installation view</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47473480343http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47473480343Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:23:07 -0500artshadi habib allahchairsink<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbeb16c5335baf2e9dbf12a600008267/tumblr_mkyb0vsdBi1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.foxyproduction.com/artists/424" target="_blank">David Noonan</a> <a href="http://wheretheycreate.com/David-Noonan" target="_blank">studio tour</a> (via <a href="http://www.paulbarbera.com/" target="_blank">Paul Barbera’s</a> <a href="http://wheretheycreate.com/" target="_blank">WhereTheyCreate</a>)</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47473242432http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47473242432Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:19:43 -0500wheretheycreatepaul barberaartdavid noonan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08bc37698d8f9c39457d87f9dca24ca7/tumblr_mkwf8x5PTH1rp268eo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mitjaissick.tumblr.com/post/47386890076/chloe-dugit-gros-lapproche-du-resultat-the" target="_blank">mitjaissick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><strong>Chloé Dugit-Gros</strong></h2> <p><em><span>L’approche du résultat/ The approach of the result, 2007</span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>requiem for wichita state</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47429779811http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47429779811Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:27:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5448ebaa16f070c8a1c2529546dd7ea3/tumblr_mksnnnY2rU1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.richardavedon.com/" target="_blank">Richard Avedon </a><br/>“Marilyn Monroe as Theda Bara”, 1958</p> <p>Published in Life Magazine, Dec 22, 1958 as part of the feature “<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=Yj8EAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA138&lpg=PA138&dq=life+magazine+Fabled+Enchantresses&source=bl&ots=8YpQjtqkTq&sig=OFjG9yXUTXoUS8VyWcmlHC7T_hM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=jQdfUYLAD8Pi4AOZ5YDgCA&ved=0CDgQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=life%20magazine%20Fabled%20Enchantresses&f=false" target="_blank">Fabled Enchantresses</a>”</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47204816666http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/47204816666Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:06:59 -0500artmarilyn monroerichard avedontheda bara<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33a0ac981f75518c93ecfbc607722e15/tumblr_mke0pih8eJ1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d85ec11fa75295b8ec58dfb2cddb225/tumblr_mke0pih8eJ1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e109d5311835857adc03cc22000fc3da/tumblr_mke0pih8eJ1qa896vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.mccoyspace.com/" target="_blank">Jennifer and Kevin McCoy</a> <br/><a href="http://www.mccoyspace.com/project/40/" target="_blank">The Band Rider Series</a>, 2002 <br/>Installation with plinths, found text and readymade objects</p> <p>Per artists’ website:</p> <blockquote> <p>A collection of “rider agreements”, the element of a live musician’s contract in which they specify catering and hospitality agreements for their dressing rooms. The artists assemble the various products requested by Jennifer Lopez, Nine Inch Nails, Guns ‘n Roses and Christina Aguilera. These found products are installed on plinths alongside reproductions of the artists’ rider agreements.</p> </blockquote>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46529393714http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46529393714Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:24:54 -0500artjennifer and kevin mccoynine inch nailsninmusicjennifer lopezchristina aguilera<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/160631064f725baa1016e1c5cee786e5/tumblr_mkc5ncWTsm1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87bf07a0f7a0608665b098a3982afb16/tumblr_mkc5ncWTsm1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Artsy studio tour with <a href="http://artsy.net/inthestudio" target="_blank">Mickalene Thomas</a>.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46442799910http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46442799910Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:16:24 -0500RHINESTONE LIBRARYmickalene thomasartartsy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65024ef714320f054d91847c5d7f88db/tumblr_mkbzm7u9IJ1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d100081f09cc9d1698a3c6c077e93482/tumblr_mkbzm7u9IJ1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Diggin on <a href="http://www.mounirfatmi.com/2installation/jaimelamerique3.html" target="_blank">Mounir Fatmi’s</a> clever sculptures.</p> <p>above: <br/><a href="http://www.mounirfatmi.com/2installation/jaimelamerique3.html" target="_blank">I Love America, A Tribute to Jacques Derrida</a>, 2007 <br/><a href="http://www.mounirfatmi.com/2installation/ecransnoirs.html" target="_blank">Black screens</a>, 2004-2005</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46433667017http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46433667017Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:06:07 -0500artmounir fatmijacques derridavhs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/300825cb28c52d338aa893d470a5aded/tumblr_mk8ali32cP1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04df2595135ec5666efe9b7e379becc1/tumblr_mk8ali32cP1qa896vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35007342f05fd356b7c641f6772d33ed/tumblr_mk8ali32cP1qa896vo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://myriammechita.net/" target="_blank">Myriam Mechita</a></p> <p>“I’m an animal too” at Centre d’art de Vélizy</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46264661922http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/46264661922Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:12:00 -0500artmyriam mechitaCentre d’art de Vélizy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cd76dce67cbfef308b3c0b9e2bdb3ee/tumblr_mjzhx67m5m1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>cookies with mayoral candidates faces on them - is this a normal thing in ny?</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/45874117208http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/45874117208Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:12:42 -0500no really i'm askingpoliticschristine quinncookies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f65d4685712a44d0a10bd8545a1c2c90/tumblr_mjxsre8HNO1qa896vo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/344edf681be1a463b674c4512aa1e75e/tumblr_mjxsre8HNO1qa896vo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c866ab08b1e56779c40b41f73fff6e93/tumblr_mjxsre8HNO1qa896vo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b724797539319cfd3096c01b5b527725/tumblr_mjxsre8HNO1qa896vo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>upgraded my recycling station today guys.</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/45805102864http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/45805102864Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:11:00 -0500ira glassnewsieswe bought a z00fat damoncomedyfilmnprthis american life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/431e4883cc466fa46e308afbf51b3d67/tumblr_mjfe53IrBM1qa896vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Damien Hirst straight truck</p>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/44994585246http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/44994585246Sat, 09 Mar 2013 21:39:02 -0600damien hirstbutterfliesinevitability of death in the mind of straight trucks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09fa9e7cc3e0162752a15d85d5c6060a/tumblr_mg45rjXOLC1r6ljsbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinepix.tumblr.com/post/39669481771/oh-if-only-joaquin-wanted-more-people-to-see-his" target="_blank">cinepix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh, if only Joaquin wanted more people to see his movie. <a href="http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/rejected-oscar-campaigns-2013/" target="_blank">(more)</a></p> </blockquote>http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/42199944346http://buckt.tumblr.com/post/42199944346Sun, 03 Feb 2013 11:49:31 -0600filmOscarsjoaquin phoenixcomedy