SIRI AND ZOOEY: Excerpts from the Salinger Classic
…“Siri,” she said. “Siri, let’s go, buddy. Let’s not fritter away the best part of the day here … I’ve got no place to go and no shoes to put on, yaaay.”
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Friday May 25, 2012 | CommentsYou’ll all be proud to know my trivia team won Best Team Name last night as Team “What About the Stuff That Gets Up Around the Sides of Condoms?”
Best part: no one in the bar had seen Girls.
Wednesday May 16, 2012 | Comments
I’m attending the New York City Ballet Spring Gala tonight. I found out 30 minutes ago. Right now I’m paralyzed between “holy shit Natalie Portman’s gonna be there” and “can I wear h&m to a black tie gala?” Plus side is I’m pretty sure we’ll eventually see this same dilemma dramatized on Girls.
Thursday May 10, 2012 | Comments
Cabinet Superfundraiser Dinner
May 31, 2012, 7pm
Ticket includes limited edition photograph by Stephen Featherstone
And now you know.
Oh I knew #formerhumanitiesmajor #currentglorifiedartteamster
Thursday May 3, 2012 | Comments
1st signature: susan sarandon
Wednesday May 2, 2012 | Comments
Congrats to the Whitney Museum staff softball team, The Whitney Houstons (named years ago out of genuine love for Ms. Houston), on their first win of the season. They beat the New Museum’s Bowery Babes in a scrimmage match 26-4.
New this year: we have glow-in-the-dark jerseys (above). Photograph by Justin Romeo.
SIGN ME UP
Wednesday May 2, 2012 | Comments
I could design a house around this thing.
no words. well, lots of potential words. but let’s just respect this with silent awe.
Wednesday May 2, 2012 | Comments